José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix OIH, known as José Mourinho,
Papa Jose Mourinho can we have a small talk...like grown-ups
I have been a faithful and loyal follower of you his excellency, the special one, unique one, chosen one, and also the successful one. Since came to Stamford Bridge as an expatriate to when you made a Kenyan get hold of a Champions league title at Inter-Milan, to your short-flashy stay at Barnabue. However, of late there are some issues i need we iron out...
What crime did Eva Caniero commit that did not warrant a pardon or solving the issue in-house. I have to admit that this lady is my #WOMANCRUSH of all times. She is beautiful, going through her Wikipedia profile, she is a learned woman who can qualify to be a very intelligent wife.Why did you "rub" her? reinstate her please. Did you notice how David Luiz used to lay down now and then so that Eva can treat him? Believe you me after the lady massaged the boy's balls, we could not lose the match. Coming back to Man-city, i believe Terry and Costa missed the services that is why they opted out of the game. I usually consoled your unbearable face with her's, every time the camera focused on the stands.
Secondly, why keep lashing on Arsene Wenger. Please Mourinho, let the sleeping dog lie, Wenger is a dog that cannot wag its tail to ambush a nagging tse-tse fly. The old-man is just a football ancestor who should be preserved in a shrine with his under-age team. Just leave the man alone, we are tired of your off the pitch squabbles with the professor of...
Thirdly, please please please Mourinho bring back the bus, they might hate on you but it win titles. Look at Wenger and Van-Gaal, they have already stolen your style, scoring one goal and forming a Babylonian wall to protect the goal. Did you see how Wenger has specialized on the art, removing Chamberlain and bringing in this tall guy i don't mind his name? The "Mbus" as Kiraitu Murungi calls it is our only way to the top, bearing in mind that we are now sponsored by a Tyre making company.
Your mind games are the best lest you forget. I like how you used to say Diego Costa wouldn't play then we see him on the line-up. It worked, pretty well i assure you. Stop changing now, by the way, bring Oscar back, he is good at least my girlfriend cheers him when we watching our game with her. She says that Oscar is the only guy that looks close to handsome in the pitch after Hazard. We need lady fans to win, kindly bring handsome men. Please do not laugh but seriously, Diego Costa, who says he is 26 years. Gosh, are those years counted in blocks of threes, but maybe i get you. In Nigeria, the under 17 team looks older than Michael Carrick and the youngest looks like Eloquim Mangala.
Lastly, Kenyan fans are real haters please the chosen one. Imagine one person tagged me these on my Facebook wall. And i quote "Please listen to Chelsea fans, they have a point....hahaha A point after two games...no way!!!! I find this insulting but just leave them, they are called Kenyan football fans, very crazy and creative at the same time. Please Papa Jose, I will end it there but just know am penning down more.
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