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Monday 23 March 2015

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5 Reasons for being a "Bad ass" in campus

5 Reasons for being a check out for 

"Comrade power is the only stronger power than Kenya power and super power", my classmate once said. There is no contention that each student wishes  a smooth ride in campus life, but nothing comes in easy. They say that it is nice to be important but it is more important to be nice; however, this rule is not always applicable in campus life. The following are some of the integral reasons for showing off your other biting side.

1. Earn respect
Campus is far much different from high school where by the virtue of being in form four, the entire school accorded you respect. No way !! this is a place of grown men where each has to identify his own space. Surprisingly, you could be a fourth year but the first year you call fresh completed high school seven years ago. it would be unfortunate if you remain the "Mnyonge" in campo. When you are comfortably watching a football match in the school hall, probably alone, another dude comes and switches the channel irregardless of your cries. Your roommate always brings his girlfriend,- clandy, candy, sandy, you name them- daily and you spend most of your academic days on exile; it is the high time to rough up big boy. Alternatively, you will become everyone's tissue paper to use you and dump you, even ladies will use you, don't be surprised but act and act now.

2. Survival tactics
" ooh!! I am broke, I did not take supper yester-night, my girlfriend booted me", jeez.. those are pretty issues raised by mommy's boys. yeah i said it you are one if you constantly find yourself hanging on to such conversations. Campus requires guys who can survive a week with ten shillings and nobody notices your tribulations. Show your manhood by being a rude boy, go to the cafeteria and take food on credit without giving a damn to the onlookers, after-all it is your stomach.

3. Win the "Dendai's"
No chick will want a guy whose the only count of his courage is recognized when picking a plate and a spoon to eat. What if when you visit the city pubs and some guys touches her inappropriately, bouncers rough you up, students from another campus wants to slice you? Are gonna stand there and watch her,,hmm you are not Rihanna. She needs security, a guy she can look up to when her emotions are down; not when she gives you her afflicting stories you both break down into tears. No way be a man, toughen up and be a bad-ass.

4. Safety purpose
Once when i was still studying and we had a gig at our school, some "externally hired boys" to offer security could beat anyone they felt like just because they have mass and authority. Unfortunately, i was caught up in this hue and cry where my friend was accused of stealing a phone and the boys wanted to beat the hell out of us until we produced the phone. Fear and exasperation formed coalition in my body but i didn't reveal it. when they were about to start, everybody stopped them simply because they termed me as a "mzito". A term used to refer to a man of the people who can do anything in revenge. there you go being a bad-ass saved my own "ass".

5, Dream guy
if you combine the above reasons, the resultant explanation is that you become the campus demigod. Everything will come your way and life will be viscous and smooth. However, exercise caution because every dog has its own day.
Am out.

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